Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Lunacy of the electronics age

At times in my life I get bombarded by the lunacy of internet addiction. For that mater, electonics addiction. I will go along life just doin my best and one day just wake up and feel like screaming! Damn people!! dont you see it? People checking there email a dozen or more times a day? Cant leave your hosue with out your PSP? Cant stop on line gaming for more then a few miniutes to microwave something resembling nutrition so you can have those hunger pangs gone for a while longer? How about the cel phone junkie who has to have the thing so close they attach it to there ear permanently? ( I wonder if the borg came out with fassionable implants if they would have to force them selves on humanity) Instead of "resistance if futile" they would say" for the latest and greatest hive addons, you will have to wait in line because we are back ordered at the moment."
Oh how about Onstar??? Oh gee, yea I want anyone to know exactally where im going, when im going , and how fast im going.
The suposed mark of the beast isnt going to be a tatoo on the right hand or forehead people.. its gonna be a micro chip under the skin,, thats alot more acceptable because your neighbours wont see it and know your a traitor to your faith. Hey where did you get that mini van of groceries???

2 comments:

Nunya Business said...

LOL... I loved the cell phone bit... "sorry we are back ordered" hilarious!

Happy Ewock said...

It may be funny, but cant you just see a young businessman in line at the collective electronics wholesale counter. Oh come on, I saw it on the 4th in my hive have one just like it and he didnt have to wait at all for it!!!